| Rank |
Hottie |
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Pvs. List |
Bonus Pics |
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| 1 |
Natalie
Portman |
2 |
bonus |
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After three years in
the #2 spot she finally tops the list. It was a tough decision and there were
two simple things that put her over the top….and those two things are the
words "Like Heaven." The Force is indeed strong with this one. |
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| 2 |
Kristen
Kreuk |
1 |
bonus |
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There is no shame in
#2. It was one of the hardest decisions I have ever had to make…..it hurts
that I can not have two #1's, but if you feel bitter about dropping a
spot…please feel free to talk to me about it and will be more than happy to
console you. |
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| 3 |
Jessica Alba |
9 |
bonus |
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Has made a huge leap
in the tough top 10. We have been seeing lots of her lately and that is a
good thing. She may even be in a good movie this year |
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| 4 |
Elisha
Cuthbert |
NR |
bonus |
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The first of four new
entries in the top 10. I HIGHLY recommend seeing 'Girl Next Door' you will
then understand this pick and be bitter at the same time. |
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| 5 |
Heidi Klum |
3 |
bonus |
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Mental Note: Scar face
with acid…..learn to sing gay songs….and models will marry you. Good thing
she was in that commercial with Vader. |
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| 6 |
Rachel
Stevens |
5 |
bonus |
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I can only think of
one thing that the UK is good for……and that one thing is producing hot girls
with accents….this being the hottest of them all |
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| 7 |
Brooke Burke |
4 |
bonus |
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Number 7!?!? How did
that happen? She is so hot, but I still would not lick out her butt. Whenever
she gets a new show on E! she will move up. |
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| 8 |
Maria
Menounos |
NR |
bonus |
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Entertainment Tonight
is still gay, but when she is on I keep watching. She has the total body
package…..huge smile, huge tats…..huge erection…AHH YEA |
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| 9 |
Scarlett
Johanssen |
NR |
bonus |
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There is just
something about her…..I can not put my finger on it…..so I use my whole hand.
Get it….my whole hand. SCREW YOU THEN!!!! |
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| 10 |
Brittany Snow |
NR |
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The final new comer in
the top 10. She rates high on the cute factor, which is why she makes the top
10. I need to find me some of this. |
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| 11 |
Uma Thurman |
10 |
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Misses out on the top
10 this year, but still easily on of the hottest older ladies around. |
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| 12 |
Naomi Watts |
6 |
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Heath Ledger is gay. |
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| 13 |
Kate
Beckingsale |
7 |
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Serendipity. Gay.
Underworld. Bad. Pearl Harbor. Should be ashamed. This hot little number
needs to star in one of my movies…not like she can do worse |
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| 14 |
Lisa Dergan |
15 |
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Even though she has a
TV show I rarely see her….but when I do it is a treat that I enjoy. |
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| 15 |
Milla Kunis |
17 |
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Ummmmm. I could not
think of anything clever to say about her, but she is money and stuff |
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| 16 |
Stacey
Kiebler |
21 |
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HER LEGS ARE LIKE 41
INCHES…..41 INCHES!!! |
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| 17 |
Salma Hayek |
12 |
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Now heres some Mexican
that I could eat without the diaherra side effect |
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| 18 |
Claire
Forlani |
NR |
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"Second
suitor: if we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?" |
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| 19 |
Jamie
Pressly |
13 |
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Shes a slut……BONG!! |
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| 20 |
Brooke Burns |
14 |
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I would like to find out if she is a true
brunette….if you know what I mean |
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| 21 |
Elizabeth
Hurley |
19 |
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She has been falling
these past few years…but she is still special |
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| 22 |
Kiera
Knightley |
11 |
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She is a poor mans
Natalie Portman…..and I am poor so she makes the list. |
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| 23 |
Mandy Moore |
NR |
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Another one
of the cute factor girls that made the list. |
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| 24 |
Monica
Belluchi |
18 |
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If the Matrix sequels
were as good as her looks then you could maybe argue that they are equally as
good as Kill Bill |
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| 25 |
Diane Mizota |
NR |
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Hot + Asian + Hosts a
videogame show = Top 25 |
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| Dropped
Out: |
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| Elisabeth Filarksi,
Gwen Stefani, Britney Spears, Ali Landry, Shannon Elizabeth, Jennifer Love
Hewitt, Shania Twain |
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